Being an RPG protagonist is not easy:
- You have to solve the problems of complete strangers,
especiallyeven if they might not appreciate your help.
- You must navigate complex webs of social interactions while on the lookout for potential romantic NPCs.
- You must dance to the whims of quest-givers so they can shower you with XP, so you can then move to another area and dance for a different set of….you get the idea.
Being a beat ’em up protagonist is also not easy:
- People do not take kindly to being punched.
How is a simple luchador expected to survive in these fraught, modern times?
Look no further than this lecture from our resident Professor:
To hone your problem solving skills, why not play Will Fight for Food: Super Actual Sellout: Game of the Hour!
Coming to Steam for Windows, Mac and Linux on April 22.