Jared Casey Dent was a wrestler in a down-and-out bloodstained middle American hometown.
He lost his own tournament in disgrace and vanished into the night.
Now he’s back, and he’s going to set his life straight using one of these time tested techniques:
Brutal violence / His wavering, hamfisted brand of subtle persuasion / Side questing for loose change / All of the options
Kill, Steal, and Tread the Tender Fields of Diplomacy like never before!
Ridiculously Complicated Conversation System
The give-and-takes of social engineering do not come easily to Jared. You’ll have to carefully select body language, tone, and opinion if you want to get results. Alternately, pick bizarre options and watch NPCs get really confused.
Fast-Paced Brawling (aka, the easy way)
While the subtleties of speech and debate may be lost on Jared, beating people up comes pretty naturally. You’ll never believe all the various people he’ll rough up if he goes the power slam route – such as the mob, nerds in power armor, the police, a TV superhero and more!
A Narrative of Personal Redemption OR Punch Everyone
Wage war for the soul of Jared Dent, wanderer and troubled fellow, and choose his destiny over the course of one wild nonlinear night –
or ignore all of that stuff and beat up approximately an entire town.
Acquire stuff. Use the stuff to make yourself hurt things or get less hurt by things.
The Most Accurate Portrayal of Nerds Ever
Move over, Big Bang Theory – we’ve got the most hilarious, tear-jerking, hamfistedly pandering depiction of Nerds™ in any art form EVER.
Stereotypes you’ve grown used to, as fresh and accurate as they were in 1986!
Zero Typing-Based Victorian Romance Scenarios
Use your furious fingers and knowledge of period social mores to woo seven beautiful English debutantes in a game that isn’t this one.
But – you can make that game within this game with mod support!
The reviews will come…once the game is actually released.